She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
wow bdsm is so cute
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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