he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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