It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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