Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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