He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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