Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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