Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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