You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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