Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
