We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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