marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i think my mom watched the whole time
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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