yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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