North Korea, Best Korea!
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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