Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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