I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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