Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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