How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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