im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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