Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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