The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
tell me about the eggs
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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