Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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