respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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