the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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