So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i wish my penis had a tongue
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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