Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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