True but thats because hes a fetus.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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