did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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