fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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