another moral hangover. fuck.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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