we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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