My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I just found puke in my bra..
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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