"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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