Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
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