She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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