Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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