The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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