i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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