I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
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