It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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