So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
