I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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