i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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