Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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