Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So squirting runs in the family.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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