They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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