Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
