Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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