On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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