If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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