I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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