Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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