Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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